January 2010
Oliver Sykes Shatters Masturbation World Record! →
b00gies:
erinxgore:
likespancakes:
diagnonsense:vivalaelise:chasingsunsets:fuckyeahbringmethehorizon:
one word. what.
hah i hope his dick falls off
gross, he’s a douche anyway, i agree w/ the statement above ^
no way, that’s commitment. i applaud his achievements.
“Some students end up at second-tier schools because they’re exactly like...”
– The Disadvantages of an Elite Education: an article by William Deresiewicz about how universities should exist to make minds, not careers | The American Scholar (via luap)
this might aswell be true as a lame excuse.
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reblogging to compensate for bookmarking.
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December 2009
French Military History in a Nutshell:
macaroononastick:
Gallic Wars: Lost. In a war whose ending foreshadows the next 2000 years of French history, France is conquered by of all things, an Italian.
Hundred Years War: Mostly lost, saved at last by a female schizophrenic who inadvertently creates The First Rule of French Warfare - “France’s armies are victorious only when not led by a Frenchmen.”
Italian Wars: Lost. France becomes...
Why do I all of the sudden find pictures of cats...
(via thetransit)
She called me Honest John.
nedhepburn:
This all just happened.
“hey are you lookin for a good time?”. She was kind of young, wearing a nice dress and walking with a purpose. I’d seen her down the block. So I said “Sure, but I think I’m just going to the bar” So she said “How about we go to my place and have a little fun?”
Visions of backgammon and charades danced through my head but I was fairly confident that wasn’t...
kitties?
cookiesondowels:
i totally forgot there used to be 2 baby kittens and their mama living in the back of our property. it snowed a lot last night, i hope they’re okay!!! :(
they may be domesticated as shit, but they still have instincts.
i can only hope.
then again, my cat puts his head in any dark hole, including an open mouth, and we have to stop him from jumping into heated ovens.
“we are all museums of fear.”
– Bukowski. (via jillbrotonetc) (via sarahpanic)
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